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http://www.scandalouscandice.com/
 

I am currently so angry about these changes because there is no beta version of this meaning I can’t switch back to my old dashboard. And wordpress will not offer this tacky and god awful new version in beta. 

I am so fucking pissed right now I can barely stand it. 

PUT THE DASHBOARD AND ADMIN PAGES BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE NOW!!!!!!

Renee Zellweger is pissed off about Tracy Ullman mocking her. She also seems a little drunk. The Huffington Post

Brandon “Grease Monger” Davis doesn’t like “niggers” and “faggot” paparazzi. WWTDD

Someone had fun with his Wikipedia page. WWTDD

Janice Dickenson is a freak. Even when she is doing Yoga. Celebrity Body Gossip

Melissa Joan Hart is not a MILF. The Sweet Gossip

Kathleen Turner had to say she was sorry. Celebitchy

I want to try some Tom Cruise Purple. Rush and Molloy

Anne Hathaway’s man bounced a $250k check. ICYDK

Crack-A-Lacka is still disgusting. ICYDK

I wish I could be as cool and as punk rock as Avril Lavigne. IDLYITW

A real Bitch fight. Mollygood

Brangelina’s kids cold be rotten hellions. Bricks and Stones

Jigga and Beyonce are getting married today. E-Biz

Perez Hilton thinks this fugly bitch looks fresh. She looks like she just blew a few guys and is about to go wrap herself up in some old news papers on a bench. Perez Hilton

50 Cent ain’t having any of it. The Hollywood Rag

El Chupacabra and Joel Madden are getting hitched this summer. OK Magazine

Old Kids on the Block. Pink Is The New Blog

UPDATE: See the clip from the show here.

MSNBC Video Player

MSNBC’s morning show called Morning Joe has crossed a line and I demand an apology. Morning Joe is a news show hosted by a failed republican congressman named Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski, and Willie Geist.

The show is virtually useless. Mika spends most of her time babysitting Joe Scarborough and telling him how wrong he is, meanwhile Joe is too busy talking just to hear himself talk or throwing temper tantrums on air. Willie spends his time joining in with Joe to treat Mika like a piece of shit and having to speak over Joe to deliver his own portion of the news. Basically the show is a fucking mess.

Why do I watch it? I am a political junkie as of late. And I like seeing some of the guests they bring on to talk politics. I can deal with their bullshit most of the times. But not today.

Today though they crossed a line. They reported on Thomas Beatie, the transgendered male who is having a baby. I admit that this is an unusual story. But they put the story in what they call an useless news category “News You Can’t Use” and proceeded to make fun of them and call the couple “disgusting” and make “ewww” sounds. They did this is more than once on the show. The also called it “garbage” and saying “people don’t want to wake up to this crap.” That was quoted by Mika Brzezinski. Joe used the story to lead into the next story by saying “this is probably why 81% of Americans believe the country is headed in the wrong direction.” A poll reported by the New York Times.

I understand that people are entitled to their opinions because this is a controversial story. But not when it’s the news and they cross the line of hate and bigotry. Especially today as they remember the 40 year anniversary of the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. Praise for civil rights out of one corner of their mouths, but words of hate and bullshit out of the other side of their mouths. It’s despicable. It’s 2008 and we still have media making these kinds of remarks and juvenile comments about a transgendered couple. I don’t care if you are opposed to the story or not. If you are in the news and media, you need to be responsible about what you report and what you say. Just because they are a trasngendered couple does not mean this should go ignored.

I urge my fans and readers to take action.

This is a letter I sent to the Morning Joe show and to the editors of MSNBC.

I am outraged over what I just saw on Morning Joe 4/4/08 over the story of Thomas Beatie. Mika, Joe, and Willie calling a transgendered couple “Disgusting” has sent me over the edge. I realize that it is an unusual story, but they are supposed to be delivering the news in a some what unbiased fashion. Making fun of a happy couple and calling them “disgusting” crosses the line.

It’s bigotry, it’s foul, and frankly it’s juvenile. Joe wouldn’t even look at it and was disgusted. Mika was laughing about it and saying “eww.” We’re not in junior high school. I am completely offended and I am going to alert GLAAD to you’re total insensitivity over the matter if you don’t have them apologize for it.

Thomas Beatie and his wife are a transgendered couple, they have a right to do with their lives and their bodies as they want. It’s not the media’s job to make fun of a happy couple just because they don’t personally approve of their life style.

People are entitled to their opinions but not when it comes to the media.

Make them apologize or I will contact every gay organization I can think of and maybe even stage a protest.

I want my news read responsibly. Not by a bunch of children who are not grown up enough to handle these types of stories.

I demand an apology from Mika, Joe, and Willie.

I have contacted GLADD, Perez Hilton, and DListed. I will be contacting every single organization I can until they apologize for their intolerance. I hope that you all will do the same.

GLAAD

Perez Hilton

Dlisted

Write to Morning Joe

MSNBC

Write to the Editors

Letters To The Editors

Awesome Queer Blogs.

Queerty

Towleroad

There are many more organizations to look into. Here are 2 major ones.

The Human Rights Organization

PFLAG

You can also read comments here on The Huffington Post. They are pretty vile and it shows just how far behind we are in humanity and human decency. The title of the piece is ridiculous as well.

The Huffington Post: Pregnant Man On Oprah: I Have Intercourse With My Wife

UPDATE:
The awesome blog Queerty posted about my outrage on their blog. It’s very cool of them to do that.

Joe Scarborough’s Trans Comments Spark Protest

Towleroad just posted about this as well.

Morning Joe Hosts Disgusted by ‘Pregnant Dude’ Thomas Beatie

Naomi Campbell the mega bitch supreme was arrested at Heathrow for assaulting and spitting at an officer. She has been in trouble for assault a few times. I can’t wait for this cunt to spit or hit some bitch that will turn around and fuck her ass up. You want to hit someone I dare you to hit a ghetto queen or get uppity with a thug bitch. Her bony ass would be rolled so bad.

[Source: The Sun]

By JOHN KAY and MIKE SULLIVAN

The supermodel was hauled away “ranting and screaming” from her flight at Terminal Five after a row over a lost bag.

Naomi first kicked off in BA’s first class lounge after being told that one of her three bags had not made it onto the flight.

Despite apologies and assurances she would be reunited with her luggage, the temperamental supermodel flew into a rage.

She began harassing airline staff who called cops as the flight was called and Naomi walked onto the plane.

She was still yelling at boarding card staff as she took her seat.

Three officers from the MET’s SO18 Aviation security branch then came onto the plane.

They tried to calm the model down, but she is alleged to have reacted by spitting at an officer and then laying into him with her fists.

Frenzied Naomi was bought under control after a struggle and then physically hauled off the plane.

Cops were called and she was heard screaming “get off me, leave me alone” before she attacked one and was taken away to Heathrow police station.

An eyewitness said: “She attacked a male police officer and spat at him and she was taken to the airport police station”.

A Heathrow spokeswoman said: “We can confirm that a passenger was removed by police from a BA flight this afternoon.”

BA269 left more than an hour and a half late while bags belonging to the model and her entourage were taken from the flight.

Last year the Streatham-born model had to mop floors at New York’s Sanitation Department as a community service punishment for throwing a mobile phone at her maid.

[Claire]

First of all they chose a weak batch of girls this time around. And instead of keeping anyone with realistic shots of becoming a model, they got rid of them. This season, the judges have consistently made bad choice after bad choice. They are giving the lesser people unfair chances week after week. and booting the stronger girls for minor issues.

Case in point, on last night’s episode, it came down between Claire and Lauren. Claire granted didn’t take a stellar photo this week. But her picture was better than half of the girls she was up against. And next to Lauren’s image Claire was way better. The point is Claire didn’t have a great week, but didn’t deserve be sent home. Especially when they pitted her against an awkward, bumbling, idiot who can’t even walk and can’t pose. Her good photo’s that came out were out of pure luck and no skill.

Here are the photos from last night to compare. Click to enlarge.

Like I said neither are stellar but give me a break. One model who is consistently bad gets a second chance while the other model doesn’t even really do bad but doesn’t do great one time and she gets the boot?

Look how awkward Lauren is.

They cut off Claire’s hair because she did have a weird cut going in to the house. But they cut it all off and then dyed it this platinum blond. I didn’t agree to the cut at first but she really worked it which is the whole point of ANTM. Own what you are given to work with.

Speaking of hair, can someone please tell Tyra that that wig is not working anymore? She is forever and a day talking about having confidence and to work with your flaws. Bitch better come correct and rock that bald head she is hiding.

Also, this last episode did a good job to show fat discrimination. The one plus size model Whitney, who is not even a plus size girl (if you don’t have rolls and have a flat stomach you can’t be called plus size) was forced to deal with raging hypocrisies on “go sees.” The designers she met with loved her body and admired her figure, but then said we don’t use your type on the runway. One designer even went as far as to promote her clothes for the purpose to be worn by all women and body shapes but then said we don’t use plus size for the runway. WTF?

You call this plus size?

I am not sure why Tyra who is a big girl herself now, would show something like that on her show but then not say anything about it? She does love to pretend she is all about equality and not hurting anyones feelings after all. But they never seem to get the fat chicks back on ANTM. The fucked up thing is that Whitney isn’t even fat. But when she stands next to size 0 girls she looks massive and I think that’s fucked up. She has no rolls. and a flat stomach. She is a size 10. Plus size isn’t really plus until you start getting in to size 16. It’s outrageous where our standards have gone.

Sean Levert’s family wants the FBI to probe his death. iWon/AP

Gisele Bundchen raids a twinks closet? TMZ

OK Magazine fucks up. DListed

Even though I think Mariah Carey looks ridiculous 99.9% of the time, Her 18th number one single is no laughing matter. She has passed Elvis, and is two away from the Beatles who lead the most number one singles with 20. Billboard.com

Heidi Montag is going to vote for John McCain. Stupid useless t.v. whores.US Weekly

People are too sensitive. Gawker

Former pill popping junkie Rush Limbaugh continues to embarrass humanity with is big fat mouth. Jezebel

Are Beyonce and Jigga finally tying the knot? Celebitchy

NKOTB publicity photos. ICYDK

Is this for real? SOW

Cigarette prices to go up in New York to $9 bucks a pack. This is what I mean when I think the douche bags from the Anonymous Group could be spending their wasted time on issues like these. Mollygood

Scott Weiland booted from Velvet Revolver. Bricks and Stones

Hulk Hogan’s new girlfriend looks just like his daughter Brooke! EWWW! ExtraWhoredinary

Do you really feel sorry for dipshits like this? The U.K. Daily Mail

Good for Paul. The U.K. Daily Mail

FUCK YEAH! CSI for pets. Using forensic evidence to fight animal abuse. SMH

Dita Von Teese did some lesbian porn. IDLYITW

[Image via Gavin Parsons]

Roger Ebert 65, looks terrible. I know he has suffered multiple bouts with cancer and complications from removing the tumors. He is cancer free as of now.

It’s hard to look at him. But he is hoping to return to the film critic business. He is will do written reviews but will no longer do his t.v. show because he can’t speak.

The Huffington Post

Lately I have been receiving a string of lame repetitive comments from the Anonymous Group about Tom Cruise. They have been coming around every once in a while to try and bombard my comments ever since I called them a bunch of V For Vendetta Wannabes.

My position is that they need to find something better to do with their time. Find a more worthy cause to attack. Why not go after all organized religion? No they go after one, which let’s face it is an easy target. But they go after them with threats and petty bullshit. Like attacking my blog with bigotry.

Anon | suckmydick@4chan.org | 4chan.org |

DICK BUTT.

Apr 2, 1:41 AM — [ Edit | Delete | Approve | Spam ] — View post “Tom Cruise”

Niggertits | gazebofuck@jewmail.fag |

TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!

Apr 1, 11:28 PM — [ Edit | Delete | Approve | Spam ] — View post “Tom Cruise”

Niggertits | gazebofuck@jewmail.fag |

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Apr 1, 11:29 PM — [ Edit | Delete | Approve | Spam ] — View post “Tom Cruise”

Wow. That is impressive. Makes me want to join their hate fueled bigoted cause right now. They sure showed me huh?

It really shows some insight into the level of intelligence behind the Anonymous Group.

I am not interested in conspiracy theories about Scientology. I have no doubt some of it is probably true. I have stated time and time again that I am NOT a cheerleader for Scientology. I am just not up for a debate with people who use threats and juvenile tactics to get their point across.

non | nonyabusiness@yahoo.com |

tom cruise and all that he believes in will fall on the 12th

Apr 2, 12:47 AM — [ Edit | Delete | Approve | Spam ] — View post “Tom Cruise”

Ohhh what are you gonna do? Cost more tax payers money by sending white powder in envelopes through the mail again? Causing the police to shut down streets and call in HAZMAT to come and analyze the substance, wasting our time and tax dollars so that your little pranks can make headlines?

OC Register

FUCK YOU!

Grow up Anonymous Group. If you are going to stand for something and stand up against corruption and bullshit, then why not go after big business or politicians? Why don’t you take on George W. Bush and Dick Cheney and all the bullshit they have been able to get away with? Why not go after all major religions? Those are worthy causes. But you pussies think that threating small bloggers who find you ridiculous with fucked up and repetitive comments that we have all heard before, will actually accomplish something?

David | pedobear@4chan.org |

“Except they haven’t killed anyone. Or are corrupt”
Are you serious? Lisa McPhearson? whyaretheydead.net.

“They don’t cover up parts of history”
operation snow white: the biggest breach of U.S security EVER perpetrated by scientology’s hands and no one knew until recently.

People are free to believe whatever they want. If they are dumb enough to believe in a “religion” whose foundation myth involves aliens and whose founder was A SCIENCE FICTION WRITER that’s their right. However, scientology is NOT a religion, it has no deity whatsoever. Even Buddhists deify Buddha. Scientology is at best a self help BUSINESS and at worst on par with the MAFIA.

Apr 2, 1:32 AM — [ Edit | Delete | Approve | Spam ] — View post “Tom Cruise”

Blah, Blah, fucking Blah!

If people are free to believe whatever they want, then how come you keep coming to my blog to bully me and post threats in my comments section? Kind of makes you assholes a bunch of hypocrites. Free to believe in whatever you want but not Scientology? Free to believe in every other corrupt religion because that’s okay? This form of corruption is fine, and this scam is cool because it talks about mythical, and fantastic stories revolving around a god no one has ever seen or has proof of yet millions have died in the name of. But this other ridiculous notions made up on Sci-Fi bullshit is not okay. They are secretive. Ohhhhhhh.

Whatever you say losers.

UPDATE: I removed the IP’s but I am not removing the fake emails.