Yesterday I blogged about Madonna being in Vanity Fair. She was talking about her new movie, new album, and new documentary. And she also talked about how your soul chooses the sex of the baby you are going to have. Yeah she is a fucking a wacko.
Anyway, I was mentioning how I thought Madonna would be much more interesting if she were fat. Going from a huge whale back to a rocking yoga body. Keep things interesting. I have been giving Madonna high praise for her being older than dirt but having a killer body.
Well an interesting twist on being fat, could be that she becomes too muscular and mantastic. Check out her guns. They are freaky looking. Too much muscles on a woman is not hot at all. She looks like she could be a light weight boxer. Or and old shinny white guy in prison minus the tattoos. An old man in prison who spends all of his time doing modified push ups.
I was hoping for fat Madonna to keep it interesting. Muscular, old man, hardened prison body is certainly interesting too.
April 1, 2008 at 6:06 pm |
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April 2, 2008 at 7:52 am |
Madonna’s been rocking the nearly man muscles forever though… I remember seeing the Express Yourself tour and thinking she was compensating for the manly muscles with the giant cones bra.