Right now around the net there are pictures of Victoria Beckham and a piece of fat hanging out of her corset. I am not going to say a word about it. It’s a clear wardrobe malfunction sure, but it’s nice to know that the bag of bones still has a some sort of fat or unpleasantness to deal with. Next thing we’ll find out is that she has a pulse too. No one seemed to notice the camel toe either. But since everyone is so quick to point out a woman’s flaws lets point out a guys flaw. (Don’t get me wrong, women in the industry should be judged harshly when all the practically have to do is stand around and look pretty and work out 20 times a day. There is no excuse. No matter how hard they cry.)
Rock poseur Joel Madden, the guy who is now famous for knocking up Nicole Ritchie, has a double chin. It’s pretty large and unsightly.And the unshaved face does a lot to highlight it. I never really noticed his chin before because I am too busy marveling at the 100 lame ass tattoos he has. Got them all before a certain age and most of them are dumb and meaningless.
[Image Splash News]
UPDATE: I guess Splash News mixed up their poseurs. That fat fuck is Benji Madden and not Joel. Does it really matter which is which? Their both stupid ass rock poseurs.
December 17, 2007 at 4:23 am |
Why do you idiots post shit like this when it is not even Joel in the picture. That is Benji in the pic, you guys need to get your shit straight before you go posting bs like this.
December 17, 2007 at 4:28 am |
You can take it up with Splash News. They reported it as being Joel. And who cares about which is which, they look identical with poseur tattoos. Benji or Joel he is still a fat fuck.
June 3, 2008 at 5:15 pm |
double chins can be fixed. AS you know by now, Nicole had a baby! But what has Joel Madden been up to? He teamed up with a singer mams taylor and made a great video without good charlotte. Is Joel madden going solo?
Wow! This is the guy that knocked out Jesse Metcalf! The story goes that Jesse was rude to his girl (Taryn Manning)… Jesse got a bit heavy handed… And ended up getting knocked him on his ass! Crazy! The guys name is Mams Taylor. Here’s a link to his first music video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DMpLfbPW0M&f=18 , Its stars Mila Kunis (Forgetting Sarah Marshall), Carmen Electra, Emmanuelle Chriqui (Entourage), Kelly Carlson (Nip Tuck) and UFC Champ Rampage Jackson. The damn song is stuck in my head and I�ve been humming it all day.