Lets face it she is a gorgeous woman with a great set of tits and hips. And who could not love those beautiful lips of hers. Well there is one exception and that is her bony, vein-y, anorexic arms. But despite the fact that she is pretty, there are some rather annoying points about her that just make me dislike her. No matter how hard I try.
1. Charity and or celebrity does not give you the right to take any child you want to adopt with out a wait.
While Angelina Jolie carries on this quest to draw attention to issues in this world that she thinks deserves attention, it does not give her the right to be able to adopt children when ever she wants. I don’t mean that she shouldn’t have the opportunity to adopt, but she needs to wait in line like everyone else has to. It isn’t fair that so many families have to wait for so long to adopt children. They have to wait for years sometimes. And Angelina walks in and plucks kids that she likes with virtually no strings attached. Not to mention she can have her own kids. That’s a huge slap in the face to the millions who cannot have their own and are forced to wait.
2. We should never forget her former identity as a whore.
Despite the fact that she is doing so well with Brad Pitt, she isn’t the freshest daisy in the patch. This is her 3rd marriage. Previously being married to Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton. And she has been linked to a lot of people in La La Land. Men and women alike. And she is partially to blame for the break up of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. Sure it’s old news, but we shouldn’t forget how Brad came to be hers. Normally I don’t give a shit about who a person sleeps with. But you can’t parade around on this bogus mission of good will and charity trying to make up for the fact that you fucked a lot of people and could be possibly insane. Saying Angelina Jolie is classy now is like throwing a Gucci dress on Tanya Harding and calling her upper class. It doesn’t really change the fact that Tanya still has a porno tape out there, disgraced the sport of figure skating, and threw a hubcap at her ex-husbands head. Angelina is no different.
3. She is not a good actress.
Yes she has an Academy Award. So does Gwyneth Paltrow and Nicole Kidman. That’s not saying much these days. Not when they pass them out like candy or career boosters. But if you will have noticed, Angelina has received it for playing a crazy person. Not too big of a stretch if you ask me. And her other high accolades were for portraying Gia. Hmmm another crazy person. She has potential to be a good actress provided the stop putting her in typical slut action movies. And the worrying part now is the early Oscar buzz for her portrayal as Mariane Pearl in the movie “A Mighty Heart.” I can’t even focus on the serious content of this film because her accent is so fucking awful. And because she screams on camera really good, they think she could win an Oscar for it. This is as ridiculous as Halle Berry winning an Oscar for” Monsters Ball.” Take your clothes off, show your floppy tits and simulate bad sex and presto! Instant Oscar. And for the love of God, please stop giving her speaking parts with British accents.
4. Please stop giving her roles that require a British accent!!
It’s absolutely maddening and she is awful at it. Awful!! Sure most people were paying attention to her body and not her piss poor accent in Tomb Raider. I like tits and ass too, but seeing as how I am not gay there is only so much of it I can deal with before I have to start paying attention to the fact that her accent is bad. Really bad. And now she has two more movies coming out with accents. One British for Beowulf and the other one French.
5. Angelina Jolie is a Crazy Person.
Some of you like to forget that she is a touch insane. Like fucking Billy Bob Thornton so much she barely got of bed or came to interviews cum soaked. Also wearing vials of blood, and kissing her brother. Sure lots of brothers and sisters peck on the lips. But the odd thing about them is that they were engaged in a full on lip lock that lasted a few seconds longer than normal and blew past the level of comfort for anyone normal witnessing it.
6. Stupid tattoos do not make you look good or cool.
Angelina Jolie has some of the stupidest tattoos out there. That’s all I really need to say about that.
Anyway, feel free to disagree with me on this one as much as you like. Just remember. Your past simply doesn’t go away because you dress nice and try to be a more worldly and cultured person. You got to earn it and stealing husbands and children from villages isn’t making up for it.
November 14, 2007 at 11:00 pm |
Way to call bullshit!
November 17, 2007 at 12:20 pm |
let me see you’re Mr/Ms. Perfect that in your youngers days you are like a fucking saint??? And that people are not capable of changing for the better??? If a married coulple love each other no other woman can come between them. And puleaseeee don’t call someone a whore just becoz you read the info on In Touch, L&S and other tabloids magazine you are clouded by your hate on some divorce that is not yours to be bitter about.. get over it and move on. I guess you are some bitter, lonely old maid.
November 17, 2007 at 12:28 pm |
Someone didn’t read my about me page. And it’s not hate that drives me to comment on celebrities and their bullshit. Hollywood fodder is comedy and quite ridiculous. It’s humor that forces me to write about it.
You forget that Brad and Angelina cheated long before her got divorced and that’s whore material. And not to mention other trashy whore shit she got herself involved in. In Touch and any other celebrity trash magazines don’t have to write about it to make it a fact. I am sorry if you don’t like it. Angelina does in fact do a lot of good these days, but my simple point was that a leopard doesn’t change it’s spots.
To answer your question, yes I am bitter. Very bitter, just like my beers I like to drink. But lonely no.
November 17, 2007 at 12:49 pm |
You forget that Brad and Angelina cheated long before her got divorced and that’s whore material. And not to mention other trashy whore shit she got herself involved in. In Touch and any other celebrity trash magazines don’t have to write about it to make it a fact. I am sorry if you don’t like it. Angelina does in fact do a lot of good these days, but my simple point was that a leopard doesn’t change it’s spots.
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Hmmm so i guess there’s a lot of whore in Hollywood why zero in on Angelina alone.. let me see there’s Julia Robert who get on with donny moder while still married to his wife, Kate Hudson who cheated on her husband while still married to her husband but nobody called these bitches whores, the list goes on and on … yeah only Angelina Jolie coz the Girl next door Aniston was dumped by Brad Pitt. FYI if you read the real adoption website it’s said there that Angelina was treated the same way as regular parents who adopt and not as you said just went in to a certain country and got whoever kids she wants to adopt.
And as for saying she’s just parading around her work in UN as a bogus mission perhaps you should do an in depth research about that before dissing something just for the sake of bringing a person down coz you hate that person.
Anyways as you said “a leopards can’t change it’s spot” –> YOU hate her whatever i’ll say good about her you can’t change how you feel about her. WIth that i’ll leave you with your belief and i’ll go with my belief that Angelina Jolie is doing something for people who needs help and not just like other hollywood actors who just party and shops till they drop. Au revoir!!
November 17, 2007 at 1:03 pm |
I target all forms of bitch trash. Have a look around the blog fool. I just don’t think we should be celebrating the whore turned good person. Is anyone taking Paris Hilton serious and her acts of charity? No. It’s a big fucking joke.
And sure I would take on any of the celebrities you mentioned provided they made the papers once in a while. It’s hard enough keeping up with the younger forms of bitch trash these days.
I said she is doing a good thing with her charity. I don’t think you can read very well. I just don’t think she is the right person as an ambassador but thats just me. You can’t diss her for the hard work and I never did. I only dissed her for plucking kids in these third world nations with out having to wait like everyone else. I think you need to reread what I wrote. And no she wasn’t treated like everyone else otherwise she wouldn’t have any children to be parading around town with. That’s like saying Madonna got fair treatment with the Malawi kid. HAHHAHAHAH.
And don’t tell me who I hate or don’t hate. I just simply pointed out a few reasons on why I am not convinced that Angelina Jolie is a Saint. I never said I hated the bitch. And by your rationale of reading trash mags to give me an opinion of her, I should be calling her a Saint too based on the 180 degree change on how they write about her now.
I should advise you not to reply anymore. I find it ridiculously hard to take anyone serious that types in short hand. “Coz?” Are you serious? I know I don’t have the best grammatical skills out there but shorthand is just embarrassing.
Also learn to quote better. I said “a leopard doesn’t change it’s spots” And you said “a leopards can’t change it’s spot.” It pretty much puts it all in to perspective on who I am dealing with here.
November 25, 2007 at 4:47 pm |
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