Scandalous Candice’s Post Emmy Wrap up: Fashion

There is a lot to cover here so I will just jump right in. I was out all afternoon so I came in and started watching the Fox pre-Emmy’s show. It was dreadful. I hate the pre shows. It’s always “Hi blank tell us what show you are here for.” And then they give their obligatory plugs. And then the only question worth asking. “Who are you wearing?” The most over used expression of the fox Pre-show was “Does it ever get old?” Basically there were a lot of the same old same old nominees. And of course the answer was “No it never gets old.” Blah Blah. Lets get in to the fashion.

First person I saw on the red carpet was Kate Walsh. She looked gorgeous in a beautiful red gown. I think she was simply stunning.

Next person I saw on the carpet was America Ferrera. She looked FAT! I loved the color of her dress. It totally popped. But as a larger actress, ones goal shouldn’t be to highlight your fat gut. I am sure lots of people liked it.

I thought Eva Longoria’s dress was a big silver mess. It was very flashy and short. When you are only 4′10 you should probably wear a long gown the make you look taller. She looked like she came from “Little people Big world.”

Felicity Huffman had a fabulous dress on. The only problem with it was her body. Her cleavage was not attractive It was flat and with the odd bumps from muscles and chest bones.

Marcia Cross had a Grecian looking dress that was a bit “ehh” for me. But the real highlight was her beautiful earrings against her hair. Flawless.

Teri Hatcher looked like trash. Her overly dyed hair and too much plastic surgery are starting to show. I don’t have a close up shot of her yet to really illustrate what I mean about her plastic surgery.

Lets talk bad hair. I am not sure who’s bright idea was behind this trend. But the carpets hair styles were some of the worst in years.

Let’s talk about the Grey’s disaster. I mean their dresses. Not only was Ellen Pompeo a hot mess with her hair, but that trashy and tacky gold jewelry placed against a rather plain black dress was awful. Then there was Katherine Heigl in a white disaster. Everyone is raving about this dress. And she would have looked amazing….had it been her wedding!! What the hell was that?

Helen Mirren looked awful in her purple gown. I am not saying she has to lay down and play old. But she is old and trying to look 30 isn’t a good look. I didn’t appreciate her acceptance speech with a shitty remark at Americans either. The pompous and arrogant Brits have their own messes to deal with and shouldn’t throw stones in glass houses. BITCH!

What happened to Kimora Lee and Rebecca Romijn’s face? Kimora Lee had a craptacular purple nightmare of a dress that looked like a typical repeated style. And her face was so fat. And then Rebecca Romijn looked fucking weird with 30 pounds of “light” make up on.

I loved Debra Messing’s gown. I am sure a lot of people will not have liked it. But she always looks stunning.

Hayden Panettiere looked really cute. Accept her dress made her look pregnant. And with all the sickos drooling over the fact that she is just barely and adult it’s not a good look for her. But I stress how cute she was. Look at her smiling face. I suppose I would be a happy girl too if my boyfriend was Milo Ventimiglia.

The stunning reds. Lisa Edelstein, Stacy London, and Ali Larter.

Though the feathers were a bit much, I thought Vanessa Williams looked beautiful as usual.

And last but not least. Ryan Seacrest, it is time my friend that you come out of the closet. Your performance hosting the Emmy’s was to be expected. You treated it like it was American Idol. You stuck a mic in a guys a face like it was a cock. It was almost as embarrassing as the time you nearly outed yourself on the red carpet to John Stamos. You are fooling no one with the ultra posed snap shots of you and gorgeous women. People would love you so much more if you simply admitted that you love cock. Come on out Ryan.