Scandalous Candice Is Moving

April 6, 2008 by scandalouscandice

I am currently moving my blog to a better system. After being ignored from WordPress about their shitty new Dashboard and admin section, I am moving over. I am not interested in a place that is more worried about social networking software and tacky changes to their systems than helping their own customers. 

 

WordPress licks my balls. Stay tuned for updates.

 

You can watch my progress here as I tweak and fuck around with a new format at Typepad.

http://www.scandalouscandice.com/
 

Scandalous Candice Is Full Of Rage

April 4, 2008 by scandalouscandice

WordPress has royally fucked up their admin pages with this horrific new format. It’s so bad I am litterally ditching this piece of shit now and and looking to move my blog again. Give me time to get situated some where. This new posting format is so bad that I don’t even want to blog right now. I can barely read the font it’s so goddamned small.  So again give me time to move over and find a new place.

I am currently so angry about these changes because there is no beta version of this meaning I can’t switch back to my old dashboard. And wordpress will not offer this tacky and god awful new version in beta. 

 

I am so fucking pissed right now I can barely stand it. 

 

WordPress Fix The Dashboards

April 4, 2008 by scandalouscandice

WordPress you have to fix the fucking dashboards it’s awful what you have done to change it. I can barely read the fonts, the colors are ugly, and the shit is so mixed up now it’s awful. You can’t change the site in such major ways all at once with out offering a way to keep the old format in place. Please fix this NOW. I can barely stand to even write this post with the new format. I hate it when sites make changes that are so fucking different from the way it was before. Now I have to find a new place to blog if they don’t fix this.

 

PUT THE DASHBOARD AND ADMIN PAGES BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE NOW!!!!!!

Your Daily Dosage

April 4, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Let’s jump in shall we?

Tracey/Rene

Renee Zellweger is pissed off about Tracy Ullman mocking her. She also seems a little drunk. The Huffington Post

Brandon “Grease Monger” Davis doesn’t like “niggers” and “faggot” paparazzi. WWTDD

Someone had fun with his Wikipedia page. WWTDD

Janice Dickenson is a freak. Even when she is doing Yoga. Celebrity Body Gossip

Melissa Joan Hart is not a MILF. The Sweet Gossip

Kathleen Turner had to say she was sorry. Celebitchy

I want to try some Tom Cruise Purple. Rush and Molloy

Anne Hathaway’s man bounced a $250k check. ICYDK

Crack-A-Lacka is still disgusting. ICYDK

I wish I could be as cool and as punk rock as Avril Lavigne. IDLYITW

A real Bitch fight. Mollygood

Brangelina’s kids cold be rotten hellions. Bricks and Stones

Jigga and Beyonce are getting married today. E-Biz

Perez Hilton thinks this fugly bitch looks fresh. She looks like she just blew a few guys and is about to go wrap herself up in some old news papers on a bench. Perez Hilton

50 Cent ain’t having any of it. The Hollywood Rag

El Chupacabra and Joel Madden are getting hitched this summer. OK Magazine

Old Kids on the Block. Pink Is The New Blog

Protest Morning Joe

April 4, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Rainbow

UPDATE: See the clip from the show here.

MSNBC Video Player

MSNBC’s morning show called Morning Joe has crossed a line and I demand an apology. Morning Joe is a news show hosted by a failed republican congressman named Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski, and Willie Geist.

The show is virtually useless. Mika spends most of her time babysitting Joe Scarborough and telling him how wrong he is, meanwhile Joe is too busy talking just to hear himself talk or throwing temper tantrums on air. Willie spends his time joining in with Joe to treat Mika like a piece of shit and having to speak over Joe to deliver his own portion of the news. Basically the show is a fucking mess.

Why do I watch it? I am a political junkie as of late. And I like seeing some of the guests they bring on to talk politics. I can deal with their bullshit most of the times. But not today.

Today though they crossed a line. They reported on Thomas Beatie, the transgendered male who is having a baby. I admit that this is an unusual story. But they put the story in what they call an useless news category “News You Can’t Use” and proceeded to make fun of them and call the couple “disgusting” and make “ewww” sounds. They did this is more than once on the show. The also called it “garbage” and saying “people don’t want to wake up to this crap.” That was quoted by Mika Brzezinski. Joe used the story to lead into the next story by saying “this is probably why 81% of Americans believe the country is headed in the wrong direction.” A poll reported by the New York Times.

I understand that people are entitled to their opinions because this is a controversial story. But not when it’s the news and they cross the line of hate and bigotry. Especially today as they remember the 40 year anniversary of the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. Praise for civil rights out of one corner of their mouths, but words of hate and bullshit out of the other side of their mouths. It’s despicable. It’s 2008 and we still have media making these kinds of remarks and juvenile comments about a transgendered couple. I don’t care if you are opposed to the story or not. If you are in the news and media, you need to be responsible about what you report and what you say. Just because they are a trasngendered couple does not mean this should go ignored.

I urge my fans and readers to take action.

This is a letter I sent to the Morning Joe show and to the editors of MSNBC.

I am outraged over what I just saw on Morning Joe 4/4/08 over the story of Thomas Beatie. Mika, Joe, and Willie calling a transgendered couple “Disgusting” has sent me over the edge. I realize that it is an unusual story, but they are supposed to be delivering the news in a some what unbiased fashion. Making fun of a happy couple and calling them “disgusting” crosses the line.

It’s bigotry, it’s foul, and frankly it’s juvenile. Joe wouldn’t even look at it and was disgusted. Mika was laughing about it and saying “eww.” We’re not in junior high school. I am completely offended and I am going to alert GLAAD to you’re total insensitivity over the matter if you don’t have them apologize for it.

Thomas Beatie and his wife are a transgendered couple, they have a right to do with their lives and their bodies as they want. It’s not the media’s job to make fun of a happy couple just because they don’t personally approve of their life style.

People are entitled to their opinions but not when it comes to the media.

Make them apologize or I will contact every gay organization I can think of and maybe even stage a protest.

I want my news read responsibly. Not by a bunch of children who are not grown up enough to handle these types of stories.

I demand an apology from Mika, Joe, and Willie.

I have contacted GLADD, Perez Hilton, and DListed. I will be contacting every single organization I can until they apologize for their intolerance. I hope that you all will do the same.

GLAAD

Perez Hilton

Dlisted

Write to Morning Joe

MSNBC

Write to the Editors

Letters To The Editors

Awesome Queer Blogs.

Queerty

Towleroad

There are many more organizations to look into. Here are 2 major ones.

The Human Rights Organization

PFLAG

You can also read comments here on The Huffington Post. They are pretty vile and it shows just how far behind we are in humanity and human decency. The title of the piece is ridiculous as well.

The Huffington Post: Pregnant Man On Oprah: I Have Intercourse With My Wife

UPDATE:
The awesome blog Queerty posted about my outrage on their blog. It’s very cool of them to do that.

Joe Scarborough’s Trans Comments Spark Protest

Towleroad just posted about this as well.

Morning Joe Hosts Disgusted by ‘Pregnant Dude’ Thomas Beatie

Mega Bitch Arrested At Heathrow

April 3, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Naomi Cuntbell

Naomi Campbell the mega bitch supreme was arrested at Heathrow for assaulting and spitting at an officer. She has been in trouble for assault a few times. I can’t wait for this cunt to spit or hit some bitch that will turn around and fuck her ass up. You want to hit someone I dare you to hit a ghetto queen or get uppity with a thug bitch. Her bony ass would be rolled so bad.

[Source: The Sun]

By JOHN KAY and MIKE SULLIVAN

The supermodel was hauled away “ranting and screaming” from her flight at Terminal Five after a row over a lost bag.

Naomi first kicked off in BA’s first class lounge after being told that one of her three bags had not made it onto the flight.

Despite apologies and assurances she would be reunited with her luggage, the temperamental supermodel flew into a rage.

She began harassing airline staff who called cops as the flight was called and Naomi walked onto the plane.

She was still yelling at boarding card staff as she took her seat.

Three officers from the MET’s SO18 Aviation security branch then came onto the plane.

They tried to calm the model down, but she is alleged to have reacted by spitting at an officer and then laying into him with her fists.

Frenzied Naomi was bought under control after a struggle and then physically hauled off the plane.

Cops were called and she was heard screaming “get off me, leave me alone” before she attacked one and was taken away to Heathrow police station.

An eyewitness said: “She attacked a male police officer and spat at him and she was taken to the airport police station”.

A Heathrow spokeswoman said: “We can confirm that a passenger was removed by police from a BA flight this afternoon.”

BA269 left more than an hour and a half late while bags belonging to the model and her entourage were taken from the flight.

Last year the Streatham-born model had to mop floors at New York’s Sanitation Department as a community service punishment for throwing a mobile phone at her maid.

America’s Next Top Model Blows

April 3, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Claire/ANTM

[Claire]

First of all they chose a weak batch of girls this time around. And instead of keeping anyone with realistic shots of becoming a model, they got rid of them. This season, the judges have consistently made bad choice after bad choice. They are giving the lesser people unfair chances week after week. and booting the stronger girls for minor issues.

Case in point, on last night’s episode, it came down between Claire and Lauren. Claire granted didn’t take a stellar photo this week. But her picture was better than half of the girls she was up against. And next to Lauren’s image Claire was way better. The point is Claire didn’t have a great week, but didn’t deserve be sent home. Especially when they pitted her against an awkward, bumbling, idiot who can’t even walk and can’t pose. Her good photo’s that came out were out of pure luck and no skill.

Here are the photos from last night to compare. Click to enlarge.

Lauren/ANTMClaire/ANTM

Like I said neither are stellar but give me a break. One model who is consistently bad gets a second chance while the other model doesn’t even really do bad but doesn’t do great one time and she gets the boot?

Look how awkward Lauren is.

Lauren/ANTM

They cut off Claire’s hair because she did have a weird cut going in to the house. But they cut it all off and then dyed it this platinum blond. I didn’t agree to the cut at first but she really worked it which is the whole point of ANTM. Own what you are given to work with.

Speaking of hair, can someone please tell Tyra that that wig is not working anymore? She is forever and a day talking about having confidence and to work with your flaws. Bitch better come correct and rock that bald head she is hiding.

Also, this last episode did a good job to show fat discrimination. The one plus size model Whitney, who is not even a plus size girl (if you don’t have rolls and have a flat stomach you can’t be called plus size) was forced to deal with raging hypocrisies on “go sees.” The designers she met with loved her body and admired her figure, but then said we don’t use your type on the runway. One designer even went as far as to promote her clothes for the purpose to be worn by all women and body shapes but then said we don’t use plus size for the runway. WTF?

You call this plus size?

Whitney/ANTM

I am not sure why Tyra who is a big girl herself now, would show something like that on her show but then not say anything about it? She does love to pretend she is all about equality and not hurting anyones feelings after all. But they never seem to get the fat chicks back on ANTM. The fucked up thing is that Whitney isn’t even fat. But when she stands next to size 0 girls she looks massive and I think that’s fucked up. She has no rolls. and a flat stomach. She is a size 10. Plus size isn’t really plus until you start getting in to size 16. It’s outrageous where our standards have gone.


Your Daily Dosage

April 2, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Let’s jump in shall we?

Dita Von Teese

Sean Levert’s family wants the FBI to probe his death. iWon/AP

Gisele Bundchen raids a twinks closet? TMZ

OK Magazine fucks up. DListed

Even though I think Mariah Carey looks ridiculous 99.9% of the time, Her 18th number one single is no laughing matter. She has passed Elvis, and is two away from the Beatles who lead the most number one singles with 20. Billboard.com

Heidi Montag is going to vote for John McCain. Stupid useless t.v. whores.US Weekly

People are too sensitive. Gawker

Former pill popping junkie Rush Limbaugh continues to embarrass humanity with is big fat mouth. Jezebel

Are Beyonce and Jigga finally tying the knot? Celebitchy

NKOTB publicity photos. ICYDK

Is this for real? SOW

Cigarette prices to go up in New York to $9 bucks a pack. This is what I mean when I think the douche bags from the Anonymous Group could be spending their wasted time on issues like these. Mollygood

Scott Weiland booted from Velvet Revolver. Bricks and Stones

Hulk Hogan’s new girlfriend looks just like his daughter Brooke! EWWW! ExtraWhoredinary

Do you really feel sorry for dipshits like this? The U.K. Daily Mail

Good for Paul. The U.K. Daily Mail

FUCK YEAH! CSI for pets. Using forensic evidence to fight animal abuse. SMH

Dita Von Teese did some lesbian porn. IDLYITW

I Am Probably Going To Hell For This

April 2, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Ebert/Vader

[Image via Gavin Parsons]

Roger Ebert 65, looks terrible. I know he has suffered multiple bouts with cancer and complications from removing the tumors. He is cancer free as of now.

It’s hard to look at him. But he is hoping to return to the film critic business. He is will do written reviews but will no longer do his t.v. show because he can’t speak.

The Huffington Post

The Anonymous Group Are Juvenile Bigots

April 2, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Middle Finger

Lately I have been receiving a string of lame repetitive comments from the Anonymous Group about Tom Cruise. They have been coming around every once in a while to try and bombard my comments ever since I called them a bunch of V For Vendetta Wannabes.

My position is that they need to find something better to do with their time. Find a more worthy cause to attack. Why not go after all organized religion? No they go after one, which let’s face it is an easy target. But they go after them with threats and petty bullshit. Like attacking my blog with bigotry.

Anon | suckmydick@4chan.org | 4chan.org |

DICK BUTT.

Apr 2, 1:41 AM — [ Edit | Delete | Approve | Spam ] — View post “Tom Cruise”

Niggertits | gazebofuck@jewmail.fag |

TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!

Apr 1, 11:28 PM — [ Edit | Delete | Approve | Spam ] — View post “Tom Cruise”

Niggertits | gazebofuck@jewmail.fag |

TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!! TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!TOM CRUISE IS A FAGGOT!!!!

Apr 1, 11:29 PM — [ Edit | Delete | Approve | Spam ] — View post “Tom Cruise”

Wow. That is impressive. Makes me want to join their hate fueled bigoted cause right now. They sure showed me huh?

It really shows some insight into the level of intelligence behind the Anonymous Group.

I am not interested in conspiracy theories about Scientology. I have no doubt some of it is probably true. I have stated time and time again that I am NOT a cheerleader for Scientology. I am just not up for a debate with people who use threats and juvenile tactics to get their point across.

non | nonyabusiness@yahoo.com |

tom cruise and all that he believes in will fall on the 12th

Apr 2, 12:47 AM — [ Edit | Delete | Approve | Spam ] — View post “Tom Cruise”

Ohhh what are you gonna do? Cost more tax payers money by sending white powder in envelopes through the mail again? Causing the police to shut down streets and call in HAZMAT to come and analyze the substance, wasting our time and tax dollars so that your little pranks can make headlines?

OC Register

FUCK YOU!

Grow up Anonymous Group. If you are going to stand for something and stand up against corruption and bullshit, then why not go after big business or politicians? Why don’t you take on George W. Bush and Dick Cheney and all the bullshit they have been able to get away with? Why not go after all major religions? Those are worthy causes. But you pussies think that threating small bloggers who find you ridiculous with fucked up and repetitive comments that we have all heard before, will actually accomplish something?

David | pedobear@4chan.org |

“Except they haven’t killed anyone. Or are corrupt”
Are you serious? Lisa McPhearson? whyaretheydead.net.

“They don’t cover up parts of history”
operation snow white: the biggest breach of U.S security EVER perpetrated by scientology’s hands and no one knew until recently.

People are free to believe whatever they want. If they are dumb enough to believe in a “religion” whose foundation myth involves aliens and whose founder was A SCIENCE FICTION WRITER that’s their right. However, scientology is NOT a religion, it has no deity whatsoever. Even Buddhists deify Buddha. Scientology is at best a self help BUSINESS and at worst on par with the MAFIA.

Apr 2, 1:32 AM — [ Edit | Delete | Approve | Spam ] — View post “Tom Cruise”

Blah, Blah, fucking Blah!

If people are free to believe whatever they want, then how come you keep coming to my blog to bully me and post threats in my comments section? Kind of makes you assholes a bunch of hypocrites. Free to believe in whatever you want but not Scientology? Free to believe in every other corrupt religion because that’s okay? This form of corruption is fine, and this scam is cool because it talks about mythical, and fantastic stories revolving around a god no one has ever seen or has proof of yet millions have died in the name of. But this other ridiculous notions made up on Sci-Fi bullshit is not okay. They are secretive. Ohhhhhhh.

Whatever you say losers.

UPDATE: I removed the IP’s but I am not removing the fake emails.

“I’m F*cking Obama”

April 1, 2008 by scandalouscandice

This video pretty much says it all.

An Interesting Twist

April 1, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Madge

Yesterday I blogged about Madonna being in Vanity Fair. She was talking about her new movie, new album, and new documentary. And she also talked about how your soul chooses the sex of the baby you are going to have. Yeah she is a fucking a wacko.

Anyway, I was mentioning how I thought Madonna would be much more interesting if she were fat. Going from a huge whale back to a rocking yoga body. Keep things interesting. I have been giving Madonna high praise for her being older than dirt but having a killer body.

Well an interesting twist on being fat, could be that she becomes too muscular and mantastic. Check out her guns. They are freaky looking. Too much muscles on a woman is not hot at all. She looks like she could be a light weight boxer. Or and old shinny white guy in prison minus the tattoos. An old man in prison who spends all of his time doing modified push ups.

I was hoping for fat Madonna to keep it interesting. Muscular, old man, hardened prison body is certainly interesting too.

Madge

Here Comes Bruno

March 31, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Sacha Baron Cohen causes a scene at a Wichita Airport filming a scene for Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable.

Brüno also got Ben Affleck. Ben didn’t even know it was him until Sarah Silverman pointed it out to him.

Mike Walker of the National Enquirer reported the following on the Howard Stern Show on Thursday: Ben Affleck called comedian friend Sarah Silverman after completing a sit-down interview with a person he was told was a “very famous openly gay fashion journalist”. Ben called the interview “the weirdest sit-down he has ever had with a reporter” explaining that the interviewer’s (wholm he refered to as an “idiot”) first question was “How Do You Like Niggers?” After a stunned silence, Silverman asked Affleck “Was this guy’s name Bruno?” Then and only then did Affleck actually realize that the whole thing was a gag. There is no doubt that this interview will be featured in the final cut, which is currently scheduled to hit theaters in October 2008.

[From: /Film]

Paris Hilton Bites It

March 31, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Whore Down

Paris Hilton fell down in Prague. That’s all these pictures are about. Nothing more nothing less. But they are hilarious.

Is it me or does Benji have the look on his face like “get off the ground you stupid whore?”

Whore down

[Source: Dlisted]

You Tell Me

March 31, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Madge

[Image Steven Meisel for Vanity Fair]

Does anyone else think Madonna would be much more interesting if she were fat?

Madonna is featured in the latest issue of Vanity Fair talking about her new album Hard Candy and her new movie Filth and Wisdom which she wrote, produced, and directed. She is also talking about her new documentary I Am Because We Are about Malawi. The place she went and plucked out a child to adopt because adoption is trendy with the stars these days. And being as disgustingly rich as Madonna is, no waiting period like other people in the world who are painstakingly desperate to adopt but have to wait through ridiculous and dreadful screening processes.

Here is a small excerpt from the article. Imagine Madonna saying these ridiculous things in her faux British accent.

By Rich Cohen

She spoke of having children, how it changes everything. I asked her to name her favorite children’s books. She said Winnie the Pooh, Pippi Longstocking, Horrid Henry. I told her I had never read Pippi Longstocking.

madonna: Do you have a daughter?
me: No, three sons.
[Madonna looks at me accusingly.]
me: I didn’t choose it—it just happened.
madonna: Do you believe that? You think things just happen?
me: I think that just happened.
madonna: Mm-hmm.
me: So who’s making the decision?
madonna: You are, you and your missus.
me: About what kind of kids we want?
madonna: You chose it. Your soul chose it.
me: No. Do you believe that? That my insides wanted boys?
madonna: Unconsciously. Yes.
me: I kind of like the idea, three sons—it’s like having a little army out in the woods.
madonna: And all the work they can do, and you can teach them carpentry and then build houses for you in Old Greenwich, or wherever you live.

Her career is still on track, her husbands balls are still safely secure in a jar in the basement of one of her mansions, and she has a fabulous yoga body blah blah blah…… I am glad she has such a fit body for a woman her age. And let’s face it Madonna is officially older than fucking dirt now. But how much more interesting would she be if she were a whale?

Sean Levert Passes Away

March 31, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Sean Levert

Sean Levert passed away. He was part of the 80’s group Levert. He was in jail for failing to pay $80k in child support. The warden of the Cuyahoga County Jail said he did not die at the jail, he died at the hospital. The causes are unknown as of now. His brother Gerald Levert died in 2006 of a heart attack.

[Source: TMZ.com]

In case you don’t remember who Levert was or if you lived under a rock during the 80’s, here is a little reminder.

Morning Dosage

March 31, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Let’s jump in shall we?

BSG The Last Supper

Battlestar Galactica returns for it’s final season this Friday on the Sci-Fi Channel. Here is an interview with Lucy Lawless. The Huffington Post

A prequel for Battlestar is on it’s way called Caprica. It’s about 50 years before Caprica was annihilated. The Hollywood Reporter

More detailed info on it here. Wikipedia “Caprica”

And a good discussion here about how the end of season 4 was reworked due to the writers strike. UnderGroundOnline

There better not be an actors strike now. If there is a strike, anyone carrying and AFTRA or SAG card gets a fucking beating. Yahoo/AP

This image reminds me of the movie A.I. The part where Haley Joel Osment eats the spinach because the nasty little real boy was challenging him. And when he eats it his face melts. Dlisted

Crack-a-lack’s BLAAAAKKEEEE takes a beating in prison…. According to the ever so reliable source of NOTW.

Vintage Super Models. At Her Discretion

Sarah Larson

George Clooney’s new girl Sarah Larson is fun. The Sun

Two Minute Rant

Dear lame feminists and Hillary Clinton supporters,

Please stop saying that it is sexist or take offense that Hillary is being asked to get out of the race. It’s not sexist, it’s part of the game. If it were Barack in her dismal position, they would be piling on him too. In fact if it was Barack down 11 states like she was before Texas and Ohio, they would have called for his head and demanded that he stepped down then. But just because Hillary sucks and has manged to sink her own campaign, does not make it a sexist issue.

Talking about her fat fucking ass is a sexist issue. Talking about those fucking awful jackets she has to wear to minimize the gross misshapen mass she calls her hips and ass, would be sexist. Saying it’s nearly impossible for her to recover a lead on Barack Obama, and that she has run out of money and can’t pay her campaign bills is not even close to being sexist. Your candidate HAS lost. It’s time to accept it. All the crying and bullshit excuses only makes her and yourselves look worse. She fucked up. And now she is done. The more she stays on board wasting everyone’s time and money, the more McCain is gaining ground. And this scorched Earth policy of her as the nominee or no democrat is vile and disgusting. You know it, I know it, And the rest of the fucking world knows it.

Move on. Stop crying like a bunch of hypocritical feminists. You can’t keep going on with this is notion that when she fucks up it’s the big bad guys piling on the poor defenseless woman. Hillary has the bigger balls than most men in politics. Hillary has had people killed. And Hillary will cut your fucking eyeballs out if you dare call her a poor defenseless woman. Unless she can use the weakness to her advantage (e.g. New Hampshire).

That’s All I have to say on the matter. Either quit your bitching and stop acting like typical catty bitches and low class nonsensical feminists, or talk to your candidate and demand that she start telling the truth on the campaign trail, and focus on real issues versus lobbing bombs at Barack.

Love,
Scandalous Candice

The best orgy story to come along in a while. It’s a zinger. The U.K. Daily Mail

Kids Choice Awards recap. US Weekly

It’s a girl for Giada. OK Magazine

It’s what happens when you put man feet in heels. Celebslam

Paris Hilton thinks that being a slag whore makes her a role model. ICYDK

NO! The Sweet Gossip

NO! Part 2. Celebrity Body Gossip

Milking the death of Health Ledger? These stories were bound to come out of the woodwork sooner or later. Celebitchy

Why am I drawn to this tacky bitch. It’s the hot mess factor… I guess. Mollygood

Is it me or does this tattoo artist look like Pee Wee Herman? WWTDD

Daily Haiku

Pancakes and sausage.

Biscuits with butter and jam.

Fried eggs runny yolks.

President Dipshit Gets Booed At Baseball Game

March 31, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Yep that’s right. Our favorite bumbling idiot gets booed at the Nationals inaugural game at the new Washington National Ballpark while he threw out the first pitch.

It’s funny the Associated Press thought it was barely worth mentioning that he was booed. I also read from one of the commenter’s on the Huffington Post, that CNN edited out the booing, though I have not seen that clip yet. What’s up with that bullshit?

UPDATE: Brangelina Not Married

March 31, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Oh those reliable liars at Star Magazine. They screwed this one up. According to People Magazine, they weren’t even in New Orleans this weekend. Major fuck up Star!

“Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday, March 29. “There were two weddings, one planned and one unplanned,” one source told Star. “Brad and Angelina’s was the planned ceremony. The weather wasn’t good, so we were indoors.” After further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story. Brad and Angelina’s reps have not commented.”

[Source:Star Magazine]

Did Brangelina Tie The Knot?

March 30, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Brangelina

After adopting 3 kids, having one of their own, and are now reportedly pregnant with twins, Star Magazine is reporting that they tied the knot this weekend in New Orleans.

[Source: Star Magazine]

This is Angelina’s 3rd, and Brad’s second marriage. I still think Angelina is a husband stealing whore, and plucks children out of foreign countries at will with out a waiting period like normal parents waiting in desperation to adopt, but I haven’t got any other bad words to say about her. She does a lot for charity and puts her money where her mouth is. Bullshit walks and money towards good causes talks.

Big Brother 9 Pranks

March 30, 2008 by scandalouscandice

Pranks are going off in the Big Brother house. From Sheila complaining to the DR again to Josh freaking the fuck out. Big Brother is setting them up for some classic moments on Tuesday, April 1 show.

Big Sheila gets doused with flour by James.

Big Sheila gets pissed that they continue to fuck with her by turning the water off as she showers off the flour.

The Guinea Pigs on the screen. This is only funny for the first few seconds because Josh almost didn’t want to see it he was scared.

The ghost in the mirror.

Part 2

They did steal Big Sheila’s mattress, but at the time I am posting this she hasn’t found out yet. She is hiding in the HOH room because no one likes her.

James Vs. Sheila

March 28, 2008 by scandalouscandice

James verbally destroys the useless cunt bag that is Sheila on BB9.

Last night on Big Brother After Dark, James ripped Sheila a new asshole. And deserved it.

What’s been going on is, Chelsia and James were nominated for eviction last week. They have become a real couple while being in the house. Natalie being upset and on a revenge track for Mattie being evicted, Matt being her stalker obsession that she blew on the second day of being in the house.

Adam won HOH. And Natalie took it upon herself to mastermind his HOH. James then won POV and took himself off of the block. Sharon went up as a volunteered pawn. Chelsia went home on a vote of 5-0. On Chelsia’s way out the door. She ripped a few HG’s a new asshole. Sheila was freaked out and waited until Chelsia closed the door and started talking shit.

Well that was on Wednesday, and Sheila was still talking about it last night. She was furious that Chelsia said anything to her as if she should be exempt for the trash talk in the house. Sheila, Natalie, Ryan, and Adam all lie and then are upset and play personal games in the house when someone lies to them. Only they can lie but no one else. The name of the game is deal making and lying but when you lie you can’t be outraged that someone lied to you.

James was evicted out of the house a few weeks ago. But in a Big Brother Twist the HG’s had a choice as to whether they should bring back an evicted HG or bring back James. They brought back James in a 5-3 vote. James was back stage and could hear the votes being cast and knew that 3 people voted against him. So when he came back in he won the HOH and then he confronted a few HG’s about the votes. When James won the HOH he made a deal with Natalie that he wouldn’t put her or Matt on the block. And he didn’t. He had his eye on Ryan and Sheila. James knew Sheila was double dealing and said so to Julie Chen, the shows host, when he was evicted.

James then decided to back door Adam because he believed Adam was the 3rd vote against him. Sharon then came and told him it was Mattie. But when James asked Mattie earlier, Mattie lied right to his face. Matt had several opportunities to tell the truth and he didn’t. So the POV gets used, Sheila comes off of the block and Mattie goes up. Mattie is then evicted and Natalie wants revenge.

It’s apparently okay for Matt to lie to James, and James has to keep his word of not putting the liar on the block. According to stalker Natalie. Matt doesn’t even like Natalie. She is doing all of this because she is obsessed with him. I have dubbed her “Woogie” from Something About Mary. She has been lying about the blow jobs that Matt told everyone had happened. Matt even told her he didn’t like girls like her but tey were only going to be friends. Once he told her that she became “Bible Natalie.” Just t impress him. She is may I remind you a stripper, who has already stripped in the house, blew Matt on the second day of knowing him, has had 2 abortions, one in which she had after breast implant surgery. She had someone else piss in a cup for her so the doctors would do the surgery. Then she went and hand an abortion. Really Godly of her huh? She has been lying to the whole house saying her and Matt have had this plan where he would act like he doesn’t like her!! I know right? It’s fucking Glenn Close crazy. Ad worse yet, there are live guinnea pigs in the house. Someone better keep a close eye on her.

Anyway, she then gets Chelsia evicted though Adam’s HOH. And tells Sheila off. The Natalie wins HOH. James knows he fucked again. And like clock work Natalie put him on the block. The only thing is James knows he is alone int he house. But happens to catch Sheila talking shit about it and strategizing about winning the POV. James knows that he is alone in the house. And he isn’t trying to e ignorant of that fact. But when he caught Sheila talking about it, whom only earlier that day tried giving James faux support he got a little mad. And this is when the shit went down.

Side Note: Sheila is a flip flop player. She has been using everyone in the house and lying to everyone. She only goes which way the wind blows. And again she is one who thinks “it’s okay if I gossip or talk shit, but no one better do it to me!” She is the most annoying person in the house. All she ever says is “I’m a 45 year old MutheR. My kid is watching this. Don’t disrespect me or I will sue.” Yeah she is that type of bitch. I want to beat her to death with a sock full of pennies.

In this clip, James busts in on Sheila talking shit and confronts her. It’s mild but you get to see her back peddle and then later she goes outside and talks even more shit. That’s what prompts James to verbally fuck her ass up. It’s pretty awesome for someone so deserving to get it like that.

When James finds out she is still talking shit after just back peddling to him, James flips the fuck out. And she deserved it.

A continuation of the argument where with Ryan and Natalie about the lies Sheila has been telling all over the house. Adam jumps in because he thought he heard his name. It almost sounds like he isn’t even speaking English at one point. And when James corrects Adam and tells him nothing is going on with him Adam fucks off.

I now want James to win it all. He is now like Evel Dick from last season. The Lone Gunman in the house. And he does vow to make Sheila’s life a living hell in the house. Sheila is hiding in the HOH now scared shitless of James. Chelsia really OWNED her as for the fact that Sheila won’t stop talking about her and now James verbally destroys her and she is freaked out. Chelsia also OWNS Natalie. Natalie won’t stop talking about her either and is nervous. Chelsia told Natalie she is going to the sequester house where Matt is and that she would fuck his crooked eye straight. And now Natalie is hell bent on getting James out so that Chelsia won’t bang Matt.And the best part is, Natalie is doing all of this this Matt will like her in the end. And he won’t. HAHAH Whores….Revenge fucks…. hahahah. It’s Pure trash.

I respect this kind of game play.The shit talking and yelling. This is how I would play it. By not talking shit that is unnecessary, but not avoiding those who deserve it, and to constantly win HOH and POV’s James does the best when he is in danger. The POV is today and I am rooting for James. I am rooting for him to be the the one who gets all the way to the end.

I also sense that there will be some producer interference to keep James in the house. If they get rid of him, so goes the drama. And the show will suck. The did it last year to protect Eric and Dick. At first I cared, but now I don’t because it’s only for those who are controversial.

Update: Rapper T.I. To Plead Guilty

March 27, 2008 by scandalouscandice

T.I.

Rapper T.I. is going to prison on federal weapons charges. He is to plea guilty and serve 1500 hours of community service and 12 months in prison. The community service will be spent talking to youth groups. The deal is not set in stone. But it is expected to go down this way according to anonymous sources close to the case.

Yahoo/AP

If you don’t remember, T.I. was charged with possession of a fire arm by a convicted felon, and possessin of unregistered machine guns with silencers.

He is lucky he didn’t get more jail time.

I do like T.I. and I am sorry he got himself into this mess. But he is very lucky he isn’t serving more time. That is if this plea agreement gets finalized.

Listen to how much better Britney Spears’ song “Gimme More” with T.I. remixed into it. And this is just a simple remix. Just listen to the first minute or so.